[Thundersport Syd]

My Dad's 1st day of employment at Asda

(the abbreviation 'kin, is short for blinkin BTW)




So after landing his new job as a Asda greeter, a good find for many retirees,

He lasted less than but a day.

Apparently, about two hours into his very first shift, a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting chav like woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As he had been instructed, he said pleasantly:

'Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The dreadful woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'No, of course they're not 'kin twins.

The oldest one's 'kin 9, and the other one's 'kin 7!

Why the 'kin hell would you think they're twins? Are you 'kin blind, or just plain 'kin stupid?'


He replied, 'I'm neither 'kin blind nor 'kin stupid, Ma'am, I just can't believe someone
would have actually shafted you twice...

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda'

His supervisor said he probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!




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